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TOP TEN SANTA PICK-UP LINES
10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
9. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
7. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
6. "Buy you a Zima?"
5. "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
4. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"
2. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of
love!"
1. "I've got an elf in my pants!"
Letterman, Tuesday December 5, 1995, originally aired Tuesday November
29, 1994
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved